Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 
- nuggets

craftsbyelliott:

Introducing: the made-to-order QUEER! Hat! 

I’m super excited to say that this QUEER! hat is joining my THEY/THEM hat, GAY hat, and FAE/FAER hat available on my Etsy store! I hope you love this new pattern as much as I do. The hat is, as always, available in a huge rainbow of colors.

Message me on Etsy if you want a custom hat! I have a bunch more pronoun and gender-themed hat patterns available for no extra cost!

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

shayvaalski:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

My pony used to do this to me.

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

stagdogwolfandrat:

stagdogwolfandrat:

Ok. So the Harry Potter fandom is one of the largest there is here on this website. And we’ve been starved of books and films for way too fucking long quite a few years. Now there is a massive fan film coming up, for those of you who don’t know, called The Gathering Storm. It’s a film based in the Marauders era. From what I’ve seen, it’s looking really really good, and the cast is PERFECT. But here is the thing. They need $40,000 by Tuesday, April 22, 2014. If they don’t get it by then, this probably won’t happen. So I’m begging all those of you who can, to DONATE. If you can’t donate, atleast reblog this post so more people can know of it. 
I’m calling on all of you Potterheads for your support, because I know this is a massive fandom, and we can really help this happen. 
Come on you guys, if tumblr can get someone a fluffy chicken, we can definitely make this happen.DONATE IF YOU CAN AND REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG AND WE MIGHT HAVE A FANFILM SOON.

Come on you guys, just 12 days left!

If everyone who reblogged/liked this dropped in a dollar or two, we’d be done! We can only pull this off with your help, guys!

7 DAYS!

6 DAYS!

5 DAYS!

4 DAYS!

3 DAYS!

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

stagdogwolfandrat:

stagdogwolfandrat:

Ok. So the Harry Potter fandom is one of the largest there is here on this website. And we’ve been starved of books and films for way too fucking long quite a few years. Now there is a massive fan film coming up, for those of you who don’t know, called The Gathering Storm. It’s a film based in the Marauders era. From what I’ve seen, it’s looking really really good, and the cast is PERFECT. But here is the thing. They need $40,000 by Tuesday, April 22, 2014. If they don’t get it by then, this probably won’t happen. So I’m begging all those of you who can, to DONATEIf you can’t donate, atleast reblog this post so more people can know of it. 

I’m calling on all of you Potterheads for your support, because I know this is a massive fandom, and we can really help this happen. 

Come on you guys, if tumblr can get someone a fluffy chicken, we can definitely make this happen.
DONATE IF YOU CAN AND REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG AND WE MIGHT HAVE A FANFILM SOON.

Come on you guys, just 12 days left!

If everyone who reblogged/liked this dropped in a dollar or two, we’d be done! We can only pull this off with your help, guys!

7 DAYS!

6 DAYS!

5 DAYS!

4 DAYS!

3 DAYS!

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true


Because Mary didn’t have sex and she got pregnant, that’s why.

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true

Because Mary didn’t have sex and she got pregnant, that’s why.

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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I #LoveMyEyes, even though they suck a lot at their job. Why? Because they’re pretty and I get to wear cool glasses! #BodyLove @marylambertsings

I #LoveMyEyes, even though they suck a lot at their job. Why? Because they’re pretty and I get to wear cool glasses! #BodyLove @marylambertsings

heartinmyheadphones:

i can’t tell where tom baker ends and the 4th doctor begins. love it.

mydrunkkitchen:

terrakion:

policymic:

Dreamworks is doing something even Pixar hasn’t tried: A black female heroine

DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.
Not one major Hollywood studio has released a 3D animated feature starring a black character.
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SHES VOICED BY RIHANNA


READY NOT READY SO READY

mydrunkkitchen:

terrakion:

policymic:

Dreamworks is doing something even Pixar hasn’t tried: A black female heroine

DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.

Not one major Hollywood studio has released a 3D animated feature starring a black character.

Read more | Follow policymic

SHES VOICED BY RIHANNA

READY NOT READY SO READY

bonesbulletshorses:

ARE YOU… FUCKING… PENIS PUMPS?!? YOU WILL FUCKING UNQUESTIONABLY FUND GODDAMN PENIS PUMPS, BUT OH GOD, ITS SO HORRIBLE WOMEN* USE ANYTHING THATS ACTUALLY FUCKING NECESSARY. WHAT A GODDAMN CRIME THAT WOMEN* NEED THINGS. HOLY SWEET JESUS TITS I AM SO FREAKING PISSED.